“See how this sparkly devop princess bakes bread every day with almost no effort at all with this one weird trick”
Store bought bread is shit. Even the “artisanal” bread at most supermarkets is little better than cake baked in a bread shaped mold ( seriously check next time you’re at a supermarket ). You might be lucky and have a really good bread baker near you, but like butchers and other important crafts they have all but disappeared. My solution to this was to start baking bread myself. I did a ton of research, started my own sourdough starter ( 5 years and going strong! ) and started baking bread regularly.
Reading Boyd’s excellent blog post on LaundryOps made me realize that I should write this up as I had somewhat unwittingly applied these DevOps practices to baking bread.
For a while it was tough going making bread all the time, starters and doughs are fickle beasts and required constant care and feeding ( literally, you have to feed a sourdough starter at least twice a day ). After almost giving up several times I started to apply what I now know as devops techniques. Over time I worked to constantly improve my processes specifically optimizing for my time. I can even apply CAMS across it:
The final technique that I came up with is not exactly unique and is similar to a number of several hundred page thirty dollar books aimed at making baking bread more accessible to the home cook, where it differs is that this is just a short blog post and is free as in beer and speech. It’s fairly descriptive and may seem like a lot of work, but I tend to average a little over 5 minutes of active time per loaf of bread which is a negligible amount of time.
I worked hard to ensure that you don’t need to use any specialized tools. No need for a standmixer or other expensive tools. There are only two things (listed first) that you might not have in your kitchen, and they’re both so versatile that you should have them.
 Measuring by volume is a mugs game. Flour and Salt across different brands have different sized grains and this are different weights for the same volume.
 you could get away with using a baking tray, but a baking stone or a cast iron skillet will give you the best results.
I use a sourdough starter, and I would recommend that you do the same … But unless you already have a starter or have a friend who will give you some ( I’d be happy to give you some of mine ) You’ll probably want to use regular yeast which is what I’ll describe below. If you have a sourdough starter then skip this step.
Mix 50g Flour, 50g Water, 3g yeast until it forms a paste and then cover with plastic wrap:
After 4-6 hours it should be all bubby and smell yeasty and ready for The Mix:
Add the Starter and 375g of water to the large bowl and mix with a fork until it looks like milk:
Metric protip: a gram of water is the same as a milliliter of water
Add 500g of flour and 15g salt. Mix it until fully incorporated ( we’re not kneading here, just making sure there is no dry flour left ):
These quantities form a ratio that can be used to make batches as big or as small as your want. I usually double it which gives me a decent sized loaf every two days.
Cover the bowl and leave it at room temperature for 4 to 8 hours. The timing doesn’t have to be precise, you’re just looking for sings of the yeast to start fermenting the flour and creating air bubbles. Cover and refrigerate for at least 24 hours, up to 5 days:
Whenever you are working with the dough, it is important to try to lose as little air as possible. Do not punch it down.
Lightly flour the bench and turn out your dough. Cut off a piece to use and put the rest back in the bowl and back into the fridge:
Protip: You can use the final piece of dough as the starter for the next batch and skip a step.
Gently stretch the piece dough out into a squaring shape and then fold each edge into the middle:
Turn the dough over and shape it into a ball:
Watch this video (not mine) for the technique used to shape the dough into balls.
Oil your shaping bowl and flip your ball over so that the top of the dough is facing down in the bowl and cover it:
You can easily make Ciabatta ( just fold it over itself in one direction and crimp the edges ), or Baguettes ( harder to explain, but youtube has plenty of guides ), or any other style of bread that you prefer. Even works great for pizza bases!
Let the dough warm back up to room temperature and the yeasts to wake up and get active again. This will probably take about two hours. Crank the oven on to 450F after about an hour. This gives the oven a good solid hour to get up to temperature and stabilize.
Turn the oven up to 500F, open the door, and slide the rack with the pizza stone out so that you can get to it without burning yourself. upend the bowl onto the stone and run a knife quickly over the top to create a shallow cut:
Bake for 5 minutes, then turn the oven back down to 450F and bake for another 20 minutes:
Avoid the tempation to cut into the bread while its still hot. Bread continues to cook as it cools down and its important to not allow steam and heat to escape.
Fresh bread is best enjoyed simply with some high quality extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar: